Saturday, December 31, 2011

2012 Predictions


1. Obama will be reelected
2. Miami Heat will win the NBA Championship
3. Congress will reinstate soda pop as a fruit and acceptable to serve in schools
4. Advertisements will be projected on the moon
5. Tony Romo will be bumped to second string or traded
6. Skunk hair styles will fade out
7. Thievery will increase by 35% nationally
8. Congress will prohibit the making of an M. Night Shyamalan film, if only to give something back to the community - their time
9. Dub Step Fight Songs at NCAA Football Games
10. Texts from Bennett will slowly become more and more intelligible. Hey, the more you write, the better you get. That's God's honest truth.


Happy 2012!

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